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Amanda Jardine
-was born on a sunny June 20th day in 1985
- "Amanda", latin, meaning "worthy of love".
- loves many people and does not descriminate against sex,age, or race. Finds love to be a gift.
- wears her emotions on her sleeve at all times but believes in "sharing all with few"
-was named after some godforesaken song "Amanda you light up my life, they should have made you a gentleman's wife"
- refuses to tell her middle name to anyone
- was talking by age 1 and 1/2. has never shut up since.
- played baseball from age 4-12 and softball from 12-17.
- received awards in high school for highest average in history, political science, and math. None of which she is currently studying.
-uses humor, charm, quick rhetoric, and false tears to get her way out of any uncomfortable situations
- writes poetry, fiction, non fiction, drama, and porn, but has not been very successful at any.
- went to a university she never knew existed and feels it has transformed her in the most magical way.
- is known for her ridiculous insults and use of words. i.e. nouns replacing verbs
- acted in university, may or may not act again.
- has written two complete novels, one book of poetry, and lots of smut, but is too chicken shit to publish until she feels good enough
-has a fanatical attachment to THE L WORD!
- Has two visible scars
- dyes her hair more than anyone she knows
- believes that having short hair makes her powerful and changes the stereotypical notion of beauty
- Tries to counsel people into recognizing their inner hotness
- can't wait to meet Sylvia Plath and Virginia Woolf in another life.
- wanted her whole life to party with Marilyn Monroe
-believes that every soul should be guided by a spirit they praise
- she praises Queen Ischtar and has the star symbol tattooed on her back
-has two tattoos (one very large, and one very small) and plans on one day covering her entire back.
- has had a job since she was 15, but feels she could do anything for the rest of her life and be happy
- has pretentious plans of becoming an English professor
- would die for feminism if it was required
- has an "all or nothing" mentality
- Reads at least a novel a month, if alotted more time, she would spent the rest of her natural life reading and writing
- hates everything on tv besides THE L WORD
- can only drink gin and mountain dew, or red wine, when it comes to alcohol. Otherwise, she vomits her liver up the next day
- is known for her brutal honesty, which sometimes causes her friends, jobs, money, and relationships.
- is the dumbest smart person you will meet
- believes her life would be incomplete without: friends, writing, reading, spirituality, and family.
- believes that love is more complicated and should never be uttered in good conscience
- would be described by most as: crazy, funny, honest, loud
- loves music- typically only depressed females with strong lyrical talent and females who can actually play instruments!
-plays acoustic guitar- cannot in any way, shape , or form sing.
- Finds her cat to be the most interesting thing in the world.
- doesn't like her style to be like everybody else
- is an 'almost'-vegetarian.....occasionally sneaking chicken or fish and barfing later.
- her favourite colour is black and believes that cynnicism is perfectly normal
- wants to go to Milan, Venice, Paris, London, New York, California, and Australia.
- is going to run away after school and dabble in acting before her MA
- plans to die young, but raise a beautiful, smart, daughter before doing so
-has no expectations other than to be motivated for the sake of herself and not others.
-lives by the "do everything once, nothing twice, and don't worry if you don't recover the third time, it will all start again soon."
-Life is a ride....we are just annoying passengers waiting to get off!

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